Gifted Problems
100 Things I get yelled at for at school that are not against the rules:
- Tapping my toe
- Bouncing my knee
- Bouncing both my knees
- Playing drums with my fingers
- Twiddling my thumbs
- Chewing on my pen
- Chewing
- Playing with a paper clip
- Playing with a moldable eraser
- Playing with putty
- Playing with clay
- Clicking a binder clip
- Clicking my pen
- Tapping my pen
- Tapping my finger
- ‘sketching’
- doodling
- coloring in every other box of graph paper
- coloring in letters on handouts
- Writing in colored pencils
- Writing in colored pens
- Changing writing from cursive to print and back
- Changing writing color mid paragraph
- Not writing on lined paper
- Not writing between the lines of paper
- Writing REALLY BIG
- Writing multiple lines of words in one line of the paper
- Writing on lined paper
like this- “Decorating” the margins
- “Decorating’ the Header
- Writing in code
- Writing in Crayon
- Writing in Sharpie
- Snapping a rubber band
- erasing the marks on the desk
- Playing with a ball of foil from lunch
- Sneaking bites of quiet snacks
- Tying my shoes in the middle of lecture
- Sitting sideways in my chair
- Looking at other kids
- Looking at the clock
- Looking at the giraffe hidden in the potted plant
- Looking out the window
- Looking at the wrong board
- Not looking at the teacher
- Looking at the teacher too much
- Staring at the board
- Not looking at the board at all
- Not paying attention
- Not looking like I’m paying attention
- Knocking a water bottle over
- My shirt being ‘too bright’
- My shoes being ‘too bright’
- My socks being ‘too bright’
- Having a balloon
- Accidentally numbering my entire test wrong
- Numbering half my test wrong
- Not being in class because I was ill
- Being in class not feeling well
- Missing class for sports
- Missing sports for class
- Making faces
- Giggling at my own doodles
- Drawing on my notebooks
- Drawing on my folder
- Drawing on my shoes
- Drawing on my handouts
- Misspelling the instructors name
- Misspelling the class’s name
- Having to go potty in the middle of class
- Telling a classmate they reminded me of eeyore
- Asking the teacher to explain a biblical reference because I’m not religious
- Being terrible at history
- Not asking questions
- Not knowing the answer
- Coming dressed up as the grim reaper on halloween
- Having a ‘bubble wand’
- Not using my locker
- Not wanting to take the PSATs
- Not taking the PSAT seriously
- Falling asleep during the PSAT
- Taking the SATs early
- Not taking the SATs seriously enough
- Falling asleep during the SATs
- Doodling during Drivers ED
- Fidgeting
- Cooing at the CPR baby test dummy
- Having a large stuffed cat in my locker
- Not telling my counselor I got into a top school with scholarship
- Not dressing ‘nicely enough’ to sit in a class
- Drawing on my calculator case
- Typing messages into my calculator
- Having a Disturbed band T
- Texting on my phone after classes were over
- Giving a friend a piggy back ride down the hall
- Talking to my friend in code
- Plugging my ears during when a fire alarm went off
- Never heard of (insert celebrity here)
- Mixing Juices for sports practice in the hallway
- Knitting in the hallway
Autistic Axolotl: ‘Oh, you have a high IQ. Clearly you should have perfect self-care.’ *rolls eyes*
It actually is called “Palcuzzi’s ploy,” and it was used long ago, as I understand it, in Pennsylvania where Palcuzzi had been criticized by the School Board because his gifted program was “elitist and took a favored few students and gave them special learning experiences.”
Palcuzzi, as the story goes, responded to the School Board by saying that the biggest problem with the gifted program was that it was not elitist enough. He said that if the school really wanted a first-rate gifted program to be proud of, then they should take several steps.
1) Conduct a state-wide search to hire a specially trained gifted teacher who had been through gifted programs;
2) Give that teacher a salary supplement;
3) Hire specialty teachers to work with children who showed promise in particular specialty areas,
4) Let children try out for the gifted program, and avoid age grouping so that the gifted children could work with other children—older or younger—based on competency and potential,
5) Allow these teachers to freely bring these gifted children in after school, on weekends, and during vacations to develop their skills,
6) Make the program a source of pride, with school assemblies where the children could describe the projects they were working on, as well as their goals and aspirations,
7) Get broad community support, including newspaper and TV reporters who would write about their activities, and
8) Perhaps supply these students with a sweater or a jacket that said “G” for gifted.
Then Palcuzzi said, “But I guess you already have this kind of program, because I just described your football team and your basketball team and your baseball team.”
Palcuzzi, as the story goes, responded to the School Board by saying that the biggest problem with the gifted program was that it was not elitist enough. He said that if the school really wanted a first-rate gifted program to be proud of, then they should take several steps.
2) Give that teacher a salary supplement;
3) Hire specialty teachers to work with children who showed promise in particular specialty areas,
4) Let children try out for the gifted program, and avoid age grouping so that the gifted children could work with other children—older or younger—based on competency and potential,
5) Allow these teachers to freely bring these gifted children in after school, on weekends, and during vacations to develop their skills,
6) Make the program a source of pride, with school assemblies where the children could describe the projects they were working on, as well as their goals and aspirations,
7) Get broad community support, including newspaper and TV reporters who would write about their activities, and
8) Perhaps supply these students with a sweater or a jacket that said “G” for gifted.
~ James Webb, Hoagies’ Gifted Education Page (via fuckyeahintellectualgiftedness)
this seems to be quite popular already which is interesting sports analogies or rather THE sports analogy james webb quote gifted gifted problems



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